What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 05:11

-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy